| Quetzalpacatlan | |
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| Role | Spirit |
| Gender | Male |
| Voiced by | John Waters |
| In episode(s) | Ghosts |
Quetzalpacatlan (voiced by John Waters), or Chet for short, was a sacrificial Native chief who used to live on Superjail Island. He only appears in the episode "Ghosts."
History[]
He is first shown (alive) beheading Natives for a sacrificial ritual, but soon the conquistadors appear on the island and begin to kill the natives shortly before numerous volcanic eruptions. It is possible he survived the conquistadors' onslaught, as he mentioned with knowledge about the eruptions on the island; making it very possible he died from those.
Later on, The Warden is sucked into the ghost world and finds Quetzalpacatlan stuck in a portal, thereby making him the cause of the ghosts running around in Superjail. The two men immediately become friends, discussing their respective body counts in the name of a higher service. The native Warden expresses fear about crossing over, as he feels his past actions will warrant a severe punishment at the hands of the deities he once served. The modern Warden shares his sentiment, but states that moving on into the next life is inevitable for everyone. Jared then appears because he accidentally electrocuted himself while trying to save The Warden. Quetzalpacatlan repeatedly mocks his large head and his death mistake, The Warden joining him. In an angry charge, Jared yells "I'll show you how I use my head!!" and headbutts him, causing him to be sucked into the portal with the other souls. At the end of the episode, there is an insect (possibly a butterfly) possessing Quetzalpacatlan's face flying around; implying he might have been reincarnated as a butterfly rather than go to the afterlife.
Quotes[]
- I thought they’d never leave.
- Chetzolpocotlan, but you can call me "Chet." You’re The Warden, right? I got to tell you -- big fan.
- Man, I thought I was good at human sacrifice, but you --
- Whoa-ho! Look at that. Superjail just packs ‘em in. What’s your secret?
- I guess I’m just afraid. I must’ve pissed off the Gods something awful, because they sent those conquistador jerks and all those volcanoes. Who knows what they have waiting for me on the other side?
- Ho-ho! Check out the Cabeza on that little guy.
- Where were you when I was in the beheading racket? Melon that size could have appeased the hell out of the Gods! How have you not beheaded him yet?
- Yeah. That’s using your head.
- Oh, hey! Whoa!
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