| D. L. Diamond | |
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| Role | D. L. Diamond |
| Gender | Male |
| Voiced by | Michael M. Wartella |
| In episode(s) | Don't Be A Negaton Planet Radio (cameo) |
D. L. Diamond (full name: Darryl "The Dying" Diamond) is Superjail's motivational speaker.
Personality[]
In public, he pretends to be a laid-back, Michael Jackson-esque stage performer, yet in reality, Darryl "The Dying" Diamond is a horribly ravaged and unrefined criminal. Similar to Jacknife, a criminal who is known for his share of committing crimes disgusting and sickening to other humans. Darryl's crimes are shown to be just as or if not worse than Jacknife's as his list of crimes include, but are not limited to:
- Impersonating the handicapped
- Assaulting a donkey
- Spray-painting the elderly
- Swallowing gum, etc
When he was in danger he immediately told his back-up dancer Amber who he had just slept with in a calm and and non-caring attitude " If we make out of this Amber. I don't think it's going to work out between us", showing that he cares more for himself than others. Also, he is shown to be very greedy as when being held by the Galactoids he only offered a small percent of the money and profits he earned from Superjail and declared that he wouldn't go too far with that offer. However, all that changed when he found that the aliens he thought were made-up were real and were exactly depicted as he said they were to the people of Superjail and he partied with them throughout their voyage.
Biography[]
Jared was the only one who knew of Diamond's checkered past, as The Warden, Jailbot, Alice, and the inmates were too happily content with Diamond's promise of introducing them to the Galactoids. Diamond later hopped everyone (including, somehow, Jared) on a hallucinogenic dust (most likely angel dust, or, as Diamond labeled them, "Galactic Space Dust"), thus forcing everyone into a hideously nightmarish hallucination that later solidifies into an actual occurrence. Luckily, the Galactoids (whom Diamond thought were made up) came by, destroyed all the trolls and monsters (as well as a few of the inmates) and kidnapped D.L. into the night sky to welcome him to an intergalactic party. Oddly enough, nobody even cares that Diamond hopped them up on angel dust or that he stole all their profits during their drug trip (mostly by way of convincing the inmates to buy his phony "Power pyramid" stress-reducing products) and instead choose to blame Jared for not allowing them to meet the Galactoids.
While flying in outer space, Darryl begged the Galactoids to spare his life and even offered the aliens money from the profits he earned if they were to spare him. Luckily for him, the Galactoids were shown to be fun-loving as he had told everyone of Superjail because they stated "We're the Galactoids! Welcome aboard, now let's party!!!" The relieved Darryl stated "Now you're speaking my language!" Darryl then proceeded to party with the aliens, as they flew off.
Relation to Other Characters[]
- Alice - Diamond seemed to show affection towards her. However, when Alice shoved her disgusting, sweat-covered panties in his mouth he gagged then said "That is one funky chick!"
- The Galactoids - Diamond profited of the supposed aliens he made up and told others they were fun and party loving. However, when he found that the aliens were real, he freaked out and tried to escape but was abducted. While captive, he offered the aliens money from the profits he earned if they were to spare him. However, it turns out they were exactly depicted as he said they were to the people of Superjail and he dropped his fear to party with them throughout their voyage.
Trivia[]
- D.L. Diamond, while Michael Jackson-esque, seems to be based off a retired American rock singer and musician named "Diamond" David Lee Roth. He also has visual elements of Klaus Nomi, a German countertenor, and a name that rhymes with Neil Diamond.
- His scam involving aliens to affect human emotions is based on L. Ron Hubbard, along with the Heaven's Gate cult and Scientology.
- D.L. Diamond makes a brief cameo on a television channel in the Season 3 episode "Planet Radio."
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